Author at work. Viewer discretion is advised.
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As April draws nearer, my excitement grows, for April marks the beginning of an adventure only I can undertake. One of plots! Settings! Characters! NEW characters! NEW BEGINNINGS!
And only I will survive, dragging a team of tired characters through the end of an epic climax, struggling through the opposition, pushing against the wind! Sword drawn! Guns loaded! COMING OUT ON TOP! *insane cackling*
Not only that, but it all is enclosed in thirty days! Thirty precious, breakable, fragile days that only I can control, warping the bonds of time and pumping out thousand and thousands of words per day! I will prevail! I will throw my heart into this, and not only will it win, it will get stronger!
ZOMG HOW LONG IS IT NOW?!
*explodes
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You have just witnessed an author at full whacko. If medical assistance is required, call an ambulance. I claim no responsibility.
~Silvermist
I wish to join you in this mighty quest! I will bring my team, my powers, and my sword! I shall arm myself with knowledge, and we will fight together through the glorious month ahead!
ReplyDeleteI'll call an ambulance.